The Way My Brain Actually Works

Call me crazy…

Drunk on fermenting apples, he just ran into a window, threw up, and stole a rock.

You don’t want this, girl.

Play Football With Me, Father!

infect_dprk.exe

Bitcoin finally explained

The FBI instagram has no followers and doesn’t accept anyone but has 26 posts that no one can see

Thank you, please come again!

Work smarter not harder.

Raccoon robbing a girl in a kayak.

[B]runch

Noodle king.

Gonna spit on the floor, too.

Drink more water.

Hawaii is the only US state to experience this phenomenon which occurs twice a year when the sun is directly overhead, causing perpendicular objects to cast no shadow, which looks like a bad video game render