"No! You may not take away my stuffed animal! Good day, sir. I SAID GOOD DAY."

Feed looks kind of tame these days…

And condoms are the way to do that?

I’m a bad man and I deserve nothing but the worst in life

Never noticed the girl

I just need more screen time!

Term limits for Congress, anyone?

Wet cat

Party crasher

Hedgehogasaurus Rex

Dumbledore loves a good book

SpaceX landing is even more impressive when you see the booster next to humans.

Long Car Rides

A walrus sleeping on a Russian submarine

My professor asked us to buy a $950 textbook to use for the first 6 weeks of class

The new President of America is here!