Sass Level: Maximum

or just avoid the pit altogether because you have work tomorrow

may the force be with your belt

mind blowing stuff back then

these are the tools of successful writers

um, what now?

me and my demons are just cool like that

the flip flop killer is thwip thwipping for you

beware of log

yes… decided…

suddenly we all agree about pineapple on pizza

smells like reborn spirit

she was given no other option

wise words from toilet flapper

i can see too clearly now

Heid klum asked if we would still love her if she was a worm for halloween and the answer was obviously “yes”