Well… you still look good…

Ants are not meant to be seen.

Remember to recharge the ones you love.

I accept this challenge and look forward to my eventual demise.

Not the most economical death…

GIVE HIM EVERY ATTENTION YOU HAVE

BMW pulled a sneaky one on all* of us.

Clap for yourself, even if nobody else will.

I think we should see other people… – Cat, probably.

The very first albino panda found wandering in a Chinese forest.

It eats the seeds…

The toilet paper on all regular employee floors versus the one floor of executive offices.

You can call me Mr. T.

RIP In Peace Mr. Frogger

You’ve just been served [relevant ads to your interests…]

Smells like vengeance and petunia’s.