There’s too much month at the end of my money

team carrie

i’m too old for this sh–

tooting his own horn

Adorable. 10/10 – would boop

the gift no one wants

it’s healthy to set boundaries

back the blue?

you definitely want to rethink that, kid

centaur exterminators are so effective they’ve basically put themselves out of business

bamboozled!

you’re next!

your phone always knows

coke classic or bust

are you awake or ashleighp?

i slept okay