Ew, reality

Ew, reality

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Release the hounds.

Release the hounds.

I have a sudden craving for smashed peas…

I have a sudden craving for smashed peas…

She can do better.

She can do better.

What a mogul!

Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far away from here.

Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far away from here.

Well worn knives.

Well worn knives.

Guess whooo?

Uncanny and unrelated; Probably.

Uncanny and unrelated; Probably.

The new local dog park checks out.

The new local dog park checks out.

This is b-e-a-utiful.

This is b-e-a-utiful.

This might be the best ad for [P]UPS I’ve ever seen.

This might be the best ad for [P]UPS I’ve ever seen.

The duck is a lie.

The duck is a lie.

Won’t somebody please think of the chicken?

Won’t somebody please think of the chicken?

If you want to steal the Lithuanian declaration of independence, you must challenge the man in the corner.

If you want to steal the Lithuanian declaration of independence, you must challenge the man in the corner.

Calm down, David; We believe in us.

Calm down, David; We believe in us.