Sounds like a sassy young Bill Nye

Sounds like a sassy young Bill Nye

Keeping up with the times.

Keeping up with the times.

Birds of a feather, and all that jazz.

Birds of a feather, and all that jazz.

Fair points.

Won’t somebody please think of the pickles?

Won’t somebody please think of the pickles?

*empirical kissing noises*

*empirical kissing noises*

The cookie was a social experiment…

The cookie was a social experiment…

Please just don’t make me call the police…

Please just don’t make me call the police…

Mom’s got your nose.

Mom’s got your nose.

Spicy Cheetos…

Spicy Cheetos…

If not us, for whom does the bell tolls?

If not us, for whom does the bell tolls?

A poster at the US Museum of Holocaust History

A poster at the US Museum of Holocaust History

Thai Colonel Sanders even lifts, bro.

Thai Colonel Sanders even lifts, bro.

You’re gonna want some SPF 50 for all that leftover red, bud.

You’re gonna want some SPF 50 for all that leftover red, bud.

Bison farming seems like 3000lbs of misteak.

Bison farming seems like 3000lbs of misteak.

It puts the peaness in it’s mouth…

It puts the peaness in it’s mouth…