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House's one liner game is strong as hell

House's one liner game is strong as hell
What is that?
What is that?
What type of cat is this?
What type of cat is this?
I wish all your dreams come true…
I wish all your dreams come true…
Siblings…
Siblings…
Getting my fix.
Getting my fix.
Still a better rocket launch than North Korea.
Still a better rocket launch than North Korea.
WTF is wrong with Americans?
WTF is wrong with Americans?
Teatanic.
Teatanic.
Celebrities then and now.
Celebrities then and now.
Cats are massive jerks.
Cats are massive jerks.
In my bed with my computer.
In my bed with my computer.
Pacman latte.
Pacman latte.
The fastest thing in the universe.
The fastest thing in the universe.
Hey everybody! Look at me!
Hey everybody! Look at me!
When Princesses meet.
When Princesses meet.
Stairs+are+for+every+body.
Stairs are for every body.
Thank+a+Canadian+today.
Thank a Canadian today.
Compliments+don%26%238217%3Bt+suit+me.
Compliments don’t suit me.
Just+a+few+friends+having+a+cuddle+sesh.
Just a few friends having a cuddle sesh.
Join the conversation
All+Romes+lead+to+The+Roads%2C+as+they+say.
All Romes lead to The Roads, as they say.
I+would+watch+this+movie%26%238230%3B
I would watch this movie…
%2Abecame+confused%2A
*became confused*
This+is+what+it%26%238217%3Bs+like+when+an+entire+fleet+of++aircraft+evacuate.
This is what it’s like when an entire fleet of aircraft evacuate.
Kylie+Jenner+ends+the+Hong+Kong+protests+using+a+can+of+Pepsi%2C+circa+2020
Kylie Jenner ends the Hong Kong protests using a can of Pepsi, circa 2020
I%26%238217%3Bm+a+locksmith%2C+basically.
I’m a locksmith, basically.
Seems+legit%26%238230%3B
Seems legit…
Minimum+wage+should+be+by+the+second%26%238230%3B
Minimum wage should be by the second…