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At the checkout lane…

At the checkout lane...
Jealousy.
Jealousy.
Words.
Words.
Show some respect.
Show some respect.
I don’t need to be great…
I don’t need to be great…
We found you in the park throwing rocks at old couples…
We found you in the park throwing rocks at old couples…
Sleeping is dumb.
Sleeping is dumb.
Heaven and Hell defined.
Heaven and Hell defined.
Acoustic levitation… for science!
Acoustic levitation… for science!
Oreos level Aztec calendar.
Oreos level Aztec calendar.
What I plan to do when I get home from work.
What I plan to do when I get home from work.
The dangers of nosebleeds.
The dangers of nosebleeds.
First world problems… visiting Paris.
First world problems… visiting Paris.
My eyes betrayed me in class today.
My eyes betrayed me in class today.
A conversation with Mother Earth.
A conversation with Mother Earth.
Kids are easily amused.
Kids are easily amused.
There+are+two+types+of+men
There are two types of men
Just+go.
Just go.
Where+do+baby+pumpkins+come+from%3F
Where do baby pumpkins come from?
Check+out+that+man+in+a+gigantic+icehole.
Check out that man in a gigantic icehole.
Join the conversation
Relationship+goals.
Relationship goals.
Getting+called+out+like+a+champ.
Getting called out like a champ.
Preach.
Preach.
Always+my+go+to+when+the+news+gets+scary.
Always my go to when the news gets scary.
Cue+theme+song
Cue theme song
Nemo%2C+go+home.
Nemo, go home.
Halloween+is+coming.
Halloween is coming.
When+your+professor+is+nerdier+than+y
When your professor is nerdier than y