Arthur, Always Spitting Gospel

Arthur, Always Spitting Gospel

mind blown

And together they will conquer the dog park

And together they will conquer the dog park

Calmly plotting your demise

Calmly plotting your demise

Followed directions perfectly

Followed directions perfectly

He just needs to find his perfect pizza match

He just needs to find his perfect pizza match

The answer is yes. I do.

The answer is yes. I do.

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

omg! it looks so happy!

omg! it looks so happy!

This is how birds are born

This is how birds are born

Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?

Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?

I’d like to buy a vowel

I’d like to buy a vowel

delete comic sans from the system

delete comic sans from the system

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

Is this true?

Needs more salt

Needs more salt