When my GF asks which one of her friends is most attractive

When my GF asks which one of her friends is most attractive

I’m not anti-social.

I’m not anti-social.

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk.

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk.

A warrior’s song.

A warrior’s song.

So many texts with dog

So many texts with dog

Correction, you love ice cream.

Correction, you love ice cream.

A non-deadly Australian animal.

A non-deadly Australian animal.

Unhated nations annual meeting.

Unhated nations annual meeting.

I see you have disabled autocorrect…

I see you have disabled autocorrect…

First rule about Diet Club

First rule about Diet Club

Modern pixel art.

Modern pixel art.

Me trying to keep up on new slang.

Me trying to keep up on new slang.

Not where you want to be in life.

Not where you want to be in life.

I’m still fat.

I’m still fat.

I could bathe here.

I could bathe here.

That’s when the fight started…

That’s when the fight started…