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Whenever I Go To Walmart

Whenever I Go To Walmart
When people ask me to lead them in prayer.
When people ask me to lead them in prayer.
How to comfort a grammar Nazi.
How to comfort a grammar Nazi.
Someone got bad news…
Someone got bad news…
Comparative Wheel Sizes of Mars Rovers
Comparative Wheel Sizes of Mars Rovers
Dude you look ridiculous
Dude you look ridiculous
What if Michael Bay Directed “UP”?
What if Michael Bay Directed “UP”?
Deal with it.
Deal with it.
And now you know.
And now you know.
The mother freaking tardigrade.
The mother freaking tardigrade.
Dr, Suess explains pregnancy
Dr, Suess explains pregnancy
Things I need that haven’t been invented yet.
Things I need that haven’t been invented yet.
Everyone can lose weight.
Everyone can lose weight.
I am deaf.
I am deaf.
Dip it!
Dip it!
Awards I could actually win.
Awards I could actually win.
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Obviously.
Obviously.
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Join the conversation
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
No+shame.
No shame.
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!