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Some Short Jokes To Brighten Your Day

Some Short Jokes To Brighten Your Day
Spiky contacts used by morticians to keep the eyelids of the dead closed at funeral viewings
Spiky contacts used by morticians to keep the eyelids of the dead closed at funeral viewings
Murray does not care.
Murray does not care.
The joy is in the journey.
The joy is in the journey.
Everything breaks.
Everything breaks.
Apple fritters are my favorite.
Apple fritters are my favorite.
Remember remember.
Remember remember.
Wrapped in plastic, it’s fantastic.
Wrapped in plastic, it’s fantastic.
Then and now pupdates.
Then and now pupdates.
Words [for science…]
Words [for science…]
Seaweed farming.
Seaweed farming.
The man earned it
The man earned it
You’ve changed…
You’ve changed…
Got ‘eem
Got ‘eem
Shine a ever lovin’ light on me.’¦
Shine a ever lovin’ light on me.’¦
Hail Fourier Transfrom
Hail Fourier Transfrom
Be+aggressively+generous.
Be aggressively generous.
Enjoy+intermittent+comf.
Enjoy intermittent comf.
Knees+were+not+intelligently+designed%26%238230%3B
Knees were not intelligently designed…
The+gose+strikes+again%21
The gose strikes again!
Join the conversation
Do+not+separate+the+bovines%2C+please.
Do not separate the bovines, please.
I+was+hoping+for+a+jolly+rancher%26%238230%3B
I was hoping for a jolly rancher…
C+is+for+cookie%2C+birch.
C is for cookie, birch.
Thunder+is+a+bop+tho
Thunder is a bop tho
Not+all+%24DOGE+is+best+friend.
Not all $DOGE is best friend.
Octopie+are+not+pets.
Octopie are not pets.
One%2C+two%2C+skip+a+few%26%238230%3B
One, two, skip a few…
Bullet+Train+in+Japan+go+zzzzzxoooooooom.
Bullet Train in Japan go zzzzzxoooooooom.