never trust dolls

never trust dolls

Dachshunds can’t wait to take a bath.

Dachshunds can’t wait to take a bath.

How I imagine the South once Amazon PrimeAir starts shipping.

How I imagine the South once Amazon PrimeAir starts shipping.

I like pudding.

I like pudding.

One of my favorite movie quotes of all time

One of my favorite movie quotes of all time

There are two types of women in the world…

There are two types of women in the world…

Russia summarized in one sentence.

Russia summarized in one sentence.

Provocative government.

Provocative government.

This is YOUR fault…

This is YOUR fault…

I don’t remember ordering anything…

I don’t remember ordering anything…

If you’re ever feeling ignored…

If you’re ever feeling ignored…

Recycling done right.

Recycling done right.

The guy we learned about in math class.

The guy we learned about in math class.

Let’s find her, and let’s party with her.

Let’s find her, and let’s party with her.

Just one day out of the year.

Just one day out of the year.

What is your ELF name?

What is your ELF name?