It begins.

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

When you gotta go, you gotta go

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

up? down? sideways

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

how not to tell someone their std test results

just one?

This is a brilliant grandpa move

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

you will pay for your betrayal

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

write the next line of this story

Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?