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Retail work

Retail work
truck hunt
truck hunt
night-pick right-click
night-pick right-click
accepting misteaks
accepting misteaks
express delivhurry
express delivhurry
meating expectations
meating expectations
under the influence
under the influence
sweeter parker
sweeter parker
scornbread
scornbread
if the shoe fats…
if the shoe fats…
coors bite
coors bite
narc-assist
narc-assist
“man, my teacher plato-zoned me”
“man, my teacher plato-zoned me”
star-tliing
star-tliing
well, it is called a /bath/room
well, it is called a /bath/room
honest values
honest values
ALL%26%238217%3BS+FAIR+IN+LOVE+AND+WAR
ALL’S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR
Ladies+and+gentlemen%2C+the+luckiest+man+alive
Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive
never+give+up+on+your+dreams
never give up on your dreams
NO+SPOILERS
NO SPOILERS
Join the conversation
worth+the+effort
worth the effort
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
Who+says+men+are+afraid+of+commitment
Who says men are afraid of commitment
Do+you+think+this+is+funny%2C+AAPL%3F
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED
SHE+HAS+A+BRIGHT+FUTURE+IN+POLITICS
SHE HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN POLITICS
Was+the+present+the+mat%3F
Was the present the mat?