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Who disturbs my slumber!?

Who disturbs my slumber!?
There’s too much month at the end of my money
There’s too much month at the end of my money
I need this unicorn lamp
I need this unicorn lamp
Can We Please Bring This To America?
Can We Please Bring This To America?
Not Today, Greg
Not Today, Greg
i thought it was genius
i thought it was genius
Asthma meds
Asthma meds
Apple Vs. Samsung: Dawn Of Gayness
Apple Vs. Samsung: Dawn Of Gayness
That’s just cruel.
That’s just cruel.
I bet I'm not alone
I bet I'm not alone
The happiness police
The happiness police
Sounds like a sassy young Bill Nye
Sounds like a sassy young Bill Nye
That Burn Is Still Painful
That Burn Is Still Painful
Who put chips in my bag of air?!
Who put chips in my bag of air?!
Only spies will understand
Only spies will understand
Ew, reality
Ew, reality
My+body+is+prepared.
My body is prepared.
A+buried+WW2+bomb+exploded+in+a+German+barley+field+this+week.++War+persists.
A buried WW2 bomb exploded in a German barley field this week. War persists.
Investing+in+the+future.
Investing in the future.
Make+it+so%5Bup%5D.
Make it so[up].
Join the conversation
The+cake+is+a+lie.
The cake is a lie.
Anyone+can+drink%26%238230%3B
Anyone can drink…
It%26%238217%3Bs+just+a+prank%2C+bro.
It’s just a prank, bro.
Neighver+say+neighver.
Neighver say neighver.
Some+Germans+can+get+bent.
Some Germans can get bent.
Bring+out+the+chokey.
Bring out the chokey.
And+that%26%238217%3Bs+just+the+problem+with+cats.
And that’s just the problem with cats.
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+believe+I%26%238217%3Bm+a+father+now%21
I can’t believe I’m a father now!