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Keep it simple

Keep it simple
Forever alone, level: delicious.
Forever alone, level: delicious.
I’m wearing a jacket because…
I’m wearing a jacket because…
Wrong number like a boss.
Wrong number like a boss.
Smell like a monster!
Smell like a monster!
Hate when that happens.
Hate when that happens.
True story.
True story.
Words.
Words.
If you watch Cinderella backwards…
If you watch Cinderella backwards…
It’s a conspiracy!
It’s a conspiracy!
Words.
Words.
You don’t say?!
You don’t say?!
Words.
Words.
Rambo vs. MacGyver vs. Chuck Norris.
Rambo vs. MacGyver vs. Chuck Norris.
You keep using those words…
You keep using those words…
100 things to do before you die.
100 things to do before you die.
Oh+so+you%26%238217%3Bd+like+to+read+while+you%26%238217%3Bre+here%3F
Oh so you’d like to read while you’re here?
Alfred+Hitchcock+flashing+his+r%C3%83%C2%A9sum%C3%83%C2%A9%2C+circa+1974.
Alfred Hitchcock flashing his résumé, circa 1974.
Maybe+sit+this+one+out%2C+Megs.
Maybe sit this one out, Megs.
Half+sandwich+restaurants+are+a+new+fad.
Half sandwich restaurants are a new fad.
Join the conversation
BFF%26%238217%3Bs+through+the+ages.
BFF’s through the ages.
All+Hail+Saint+Agatha+of+Sicily
All Hail Saint Agatha of Sicily
The+baked+goods+have+spoken%21
The baked goods have spoken!
You%26%238217%3Bve+been+moated%26%238230%3B
You’ve been moated…
Massive+table+set+made+of+elephant+brisket.
Massive table set made of elephant brisket.
Poker+is+lit.
Poker is lit.
Knock+Knock+Jokes+are+the+best.
Knock Knock Jokes are the best.
It%26%238217%3Bs+as+good+as+free+real+estate%21
It’s as good as free real estate!