What race is Stephen Colbert?

i spuddle so much time

what? I’m doing what you asked…

need this sign in my house

“come my dear, ve are ordering pizza”

13 Puns You’ll Laugh & Groan At

never really thought of it this way but damn that’s kinda dystopian

“(s)laughter is the best medicine” has to be written somewhere in the “Live laugh love” style

if only i knew sooner

i think kaley’s in the wrong here…let him cook

this is what my wikipedia page will look like

aphropizziac

…keep talking…

i’d vote for it though

mark my words that one day i’ll convert my brain to words!

instructions unclear, car full with ducks