This creeped me out proper

fight the system!

spared no expense

right swipe

nothing is more romantic than getting on one knee while the waiter brings you more breadsticks

death by roomba army

now your kids can suffer just like you!

he became the clickbait he wanted to read

genius. dishonest, but genius

they really hate the moon

the hard part about divorce no one warns you about

men, do you accept the challenge?

so satisfying

they’ll definitely grow back

the name’s mittens, murder mittens

His other son is named kal-el