99 bugs in the code. Take one down and patch itt̸-̨̦̙̱̹̖̩-̢̪-̡̦͔w͈͜ha͇̫͍̘t̝̣ ̛̙͓̬t̵̞h̵ę̠͍̠ ̻̼̟̲͖̀f̡̱u̢̻̣̝̳̰c̟̟̼̤k̜̝̰̝͖̮̥͢?̬͎ͅ!̷̯̠

"You made the mess, you clean it up."

Got you fam.

Jesus Is So Nice

Too soon.

Patton Oswald’s post emmy celebration "This #Emmys after party is off da CHAIN!"

Meanwhile at a job interview

To: FBI, NSA, CIA – In light of the recent bombings and stabbings across America…

Get to steppin’

I want this energy back

In Norwegian…

The installation of the statue at the Lincoln Memorial in 1920. The marble figure was originally slated to be only 10 feet high; however, they nearly doubled it to 19 feet to better reflect President Lincoln’s contribution to our nation.

Never Use Euphemisms