Maybe next year?

no wonder i feel guilty about everything

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

wasted gems

trojan pigeon

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

beyond offensive

Funny, that’s my rap name, too

that’s a loaded question

what every kid wants for christmas

time to cry!

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

did he do it?

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!