Oh Ellen.

Oh Ellen.

…The laughter of a man who knows the funniest joke in the world.

…The laughter of a man who knows the funniest joke in the world.

Restraining orders won’t help you now…

Restraining orders won’t help you now…

Stealth level 439932.

Stealth level 439932.

Life pro tip.

If only Dr. Seuss wasn’t racist, this would be beautiful.

If only Dr. Seuss wasn’t racist, this would be beautiful.

Oktoberfest is among us.

Oktoberfest is among us.

Teach them young.

Teach them young.

Couldn’t figure out why my wife was in such a good mood after an argument

Couldn’t figure out why my wife was in such a good mood after an argument

The master of distraction.

The master of distraction.

Get it gurl.

This squirrel is ready for fall.

This squirrel is ready for fall.

DMV Timelapse.

Can I burn my mother in a small gathering?

Can I burn my mother in a small gathering?

I’ve never wanted to visit the DPRK so bad…

I’ve never wanted to visit the DPRK so bad…

Canadian military strategy

Canadian military strategy