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Mitch Hedberg Jokes

Mitch Hedberg Jokes
Accurate.
Accurate.
Horror movies…
Horror movies…
I’d totally eat you last.
I’d totally eat you last.
Admit it.
Admit it.
You’re getting veal?
You’re getting veal?
I would have died.
I would have died.
Words.
Words.
Choose wisely.
Choose wisely.
Google this.
Google this.
Cool story bro.
Cool story bro.
Listen to your heart.
Listen to your heart.
How did I die?
How did I die?
2045.
2045.
Why you don’t look cool.
Why you don’t look cool.
They think it is Dubstep.
They think it is Dubstep.
a+truck+for+every+age
a truck for every age
just+those+small+things%21+hope+this+helps+%3C3
just those small things! hope this helps <3
Barbierunner
Barbierunner
i%26%238217%3Bm+the+champ+vamp
i’m the champ vamp
Join the conversation
%2Ahigh+fives+no+one%2A
*high fives no one*
some+things+in+life+remain+the+same
some things in life remain the same
sometimes+distrust+is+valid
sometimes distrust is valid
ah+yes%2C+mike+wazowski+color
ah yes, mike wazowski color
get+ready+to+get+bowled+over
get ready to get bowled over
m%26%238217%3Baiq+the+vendor
m’aiq the vendor
i+like+cheese+too+much+to+be+%26%238220%3Bsummer+ready%26%238221%3B
i like cheese too much to be “summer ready”
i%26%238217%3Bll+take+twenty
i’ll take twenty