When I read the label on my raincoat and it says 'dry clean only'

The next guest on Maury Povich is… genetics!

Paul Rudd isn’t just a superhero in the movies!

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

Just one of the obvious differences between video games and real life

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

wow, there are more lion statues than there are living lions in the wild. That’s… not good

oh no is an understatement