Me too fam me too

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

wow, there are more lion statues than there are living lions in the wild. That’s… not good

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

The next guest on Maury Povich is… genetics!

when you really want to let someone know you like them, throw a piano

this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

today on lies we tell other people to sound more impressive than we are

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose