English Syntax Is Complicated

Well it’s not quite Minority Report, but it’s a start.

A very polite lioness luring you to an early death.

Incredibly satisfying drawer of teas’.

Princess Diana walking through the minefields in Angola in 1997 to draw public attention; Prince Harry walking through them 2019.

Martian Tindr is lit…

Let the wee ones drink!

We will not entertain this methodology…

Balloon released into a storm cloud with a copper wire hanging down to Earth:

We must go deeper…

You have this? I have this. РNestl̩, probably.

This kid is going places…

Never trust a pangwang.

It’s simple, really…

Saving the environment– you’re doing it wrong…

Trolling NBC interview level