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Girlfriend said this to me today

Girlfriend said this to me today
Near-death experience.
Near-death experience.
How to make your dog’s day.
How to make your dog’s day.
Why I can’t sleep.
Why I can’t sleep.
So… We meat again!
So… We meat again!
Vader’s freetime.
Vader’s freetime.
I’m an idiot.
I’m an idiot.
Scumbag teacher.
Scumbag teacher.
Sometimes…
Sometimes…
Can we getz a bigger swimmy pool?
Can we getz a bigger swimmy pool?
Love defined.
Love defined.
How to create an epic story.
How to create an epic story.
Wait for it…
Wait for it…
Perspective.
Perspective.
Every single one of Bart Simpson’s chalkboard quotes.
Every single one of Bart Simpson’s chalkboard quotes.
Your fault.
Your fault.
I%26%238217%3Bve+been+doing+my+nails+all+wrong%21
I’ve been doing my nails all wrong!
The+problem+with+coffee%26%238230%3B
The problem with coffee…
Rockets+to+scale
Rockets to scale
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+even.
I can’t even.
Join the conversation
Girlfriend+vs.+Cat
Girlfriend vs. Cat
Big+Bird+had+a+rough+day%26%238230%3B
Big Bird had a rough day…
That+movie+about+the+gay+guys+on+the+mountain%26%238230%3B
That movie about the gay guys on the mountain…
Words
Words
The+story+of+Brandenn+Bremmer
The story of Brandenn Bremmer
I+need+to+go+potty
I need to go potty
Why+do+we+call+our+moon+the+moon%3F
Why do we call our moon the moon?
One+of+the+reasons+I+don%26%238217%3Bt+like+the+ocean
One of the reasons I don’t like the ocean