I'm boooooooored!

good luck, punks

and the answer is?

forever 31

i want to touch the forbidden carpet!

what fish think when you’re fishing

Daniel Radcliffe… i mean weird al memes to waste your time with like a surgeon while you eat it with your polka face

i’m a sinner, i’m a saint, i do not feel ashamed

there were no witnesses

it was just a misunderstanding

i think i could at least handle one goose. probably not more

don’t even think about it, garfield

ancient simpsons

does anyone know how to get chocolate milk out of bedsheets?

comrade cat

adding to my vernacular