This is so accurate I started to wonder if it would really work.

This is so accurate I started to wonder if it would really work.

http://explosm.net

I never drink.

Wives Wanted

Dig Three Graves Up There

Dig Three Graves Up There

Taiwanese coffee shops are cooler than you.

Taiwanese coffee shops are cooler than you.

Don't mess with a therapist

Don't mess with a therapist

Well, she is blonde

Well, she is blonde

Have you ever seen a cat...

Have you ever seen a cat...

How to pay a ticket

How to pay a ticket

How I spend time in the shower.

How I spend time in the shower.

Girls are so ungrateful...

Girls are so ungrateful...

Self care

I feel grape!

God I'm bored.

Never give up, NEVER SURRENDER!

Never give up, NEVER SURRENDER!