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How to weigh an owl

How to weigh an owl
Really cute story.
Really cute story.
How will people know I’m better than them?
How will people know I’m better than them?
…Already in my pajamas.
…Already in my pajamas.
Hey Carl, have you seen my blue–
Hey Carl, have you seen my blue–
Get paid to touch your junk.
Get paid to touch your junk.
The part-time barista.
The part-time barista.
Engrish.
Engrish.
I can relate.
I can relate.
Oh great, I left it at home!
Oh great, I left it at home!
NASA space shuttle Columbia.
NASA space shuttle Columbia.
HEYYYHEAHEYAH.
HEYYYHEAHEYAH.
Calories.
Calories.
Fill in the blank…
Fill in the blank…
Satin rulez.
Satin rulez.
Time for sleep.
Time for sleep.
consider+that+a+%26%238220%3Bno%26%238221%3B
consider that a “no”
the+lion+sing
the lion sing
your+did+it
your did it
fender+spender
fender spender
Join the conversation
thinking+of+every+use+case
thinking of every use case
whats+up%2C+my+hom%28ie%29as
whats up, my hom(ie)as
mozarella+stick+logic
mozarella stick logic
must+have+had+a+great+furst+term%21
must have had a great furst term!
that%26%238217%3Bs+certainly+one+way+to+leave+a+note
that’s certainly one way to leave a note
mmm+the+smell+of+naval+supremacy
mmm the smell of naval supremacy
fireballed
fireballed
might+be+the+truest+work+words+i%26%238217%3Bve+ever+heard
might be the truest work words i’ve ever heard