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The Truth About Being A Geek

The Truth About Being A Geek
Whenever a bird craps on my car…
Whenever a bird craps on my car…
Just waiting for the bus…
Just waiting for the bus…
How Mormons prank.
How Mormons prank.
The gutsiest moves you can make in life.
The gutsiest moves you can make in life.
Hey Mr. Owl. Why so glum?
Hey Mr. Owl. Why so glum?
The Man Card.
The Man Card.
How about no.
How about no.
She winked at me!
She winked at me!
Dad level 439932.
Dad level 439932.
Whenever you correct someone’s grammar.
Whenever you correct someone’s grammar.
In bed and something touches your leg…
In bed and something touches your leg…
Hrrnnnggg.
Hrrnnnggg.
Lindsay Lohan sees her future.
Lindsay Lohan sees her future.
Ain’t nobody got time for that.
Ain’t nobody got time for that.
Dancing otter.
Dancing otter.
Being+a+grownup+is+weird.
Being a grownup is weird.
Can+A+Woman+Become+The+President+Of+Russia%3F
Can A Woman Become The President Of Russia?
Don%26%238217%3Bt+mess+with+the+mechanics+wife.
Don’t mess with the mechanics wife.
Circuit+City+is+coming+back+and+my+wallet+is+ready.
Circuit City is coming back and my wallet is ready.
Join the conversation
directions%2C+is+all.
directions, is all.
Nice+guys+being+nice.
Nice guys being nice.
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+lifestyle.
It’s a lifestyle.
Fun+with+palindromes.
Fun with palindromes.
La+Croix+on+my+mind.
La Croix on my mind.
gimme+gimme
gimme gimme
It+becomes+painful+for+both+of+us.
It becomes painful for both of us.
Domesticated+water+pups
Domesticated water pups