Quit 5 years ago. Best decision of my life.

Quit 5 years ago. Best decision of my life.

Good on ya’, New Zealand.

Good on ya’, New Zealand.

Redundant jewellery is redundant jewellery.

Redundant jewellery is redundant jewellery.

I guess I’m a sapiosexual…

I guess I’m a sapiosexual…

Let the cats use cutlary.

Let the cats use cutlary.

Wow… kids are so neat. – Gato, probably.

Wow… kids are so neat. – Gato, probably.

Beware the arms of Lake Maiden.

Beware the arms of Lake Maiden.

The Knights of Columbus doing their best, circa 1988.

The Knights of Columbus doing their best, circa 1988.

Starbucks, circa Al-Ula, Saudi Arabia.

Starbucks, circa Al-Ula, Saudi Arabia.

OK dad it’s getting a lil weird now…

OK dad it’s getting a lil weird now…

*sad kermie noises*

*sad kermie noises*

You can’t keep doing this, Ted.

You can’t keep doing this, Ted.

We do live in a simulation.

We do live in a simulation.

We must go back, honestly.

We must go back, honestly.

Always has been.

Always has been.

Shhh…