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When someone compliments me

When someone compliments me
Starbucks serves ale.
Starbucks serves ale.
Work hard and play your cards right; You could be President some day.
Work hard and play your cards right; You could be President some day.
When your hands are actual registered weapons…
When your hands are actual registered weapons…
Landing felt particularly unsafe…
Landing felt particularly unsafe…
Star Wars vaccination campaign from ~1977
Star Wars vaccination campaign from ~1977
The LGBT sandwich is pretty good.
The LGBT sandwich is pretty good.
He drank it in front of me, never breaking eye contact…
He drank it in front of me, never breaking eye contact…
*creates the Church of England*
*creates the Church of England*
What does yellow feel like?
What does yellow feel like?
Still looks better than the latest rough draft.
Still looks better than the latest rough draft.
Cold brew IV drip…
Cold brew IV drip…
Words.
Words.
Bless you, smol child.
Bless you, smol child.
Suddenly Polar Bear Express
Suddenly Polar Bear Express
Taxes were spent.
Taxes were spent.
Come+on+Ariel%26%238230%3B
Come on Ariel…
I+was+that+kid%26%238230%3B
I was that kid…
I+need+to+go+potty
I need to go potty
You+just+can%26%238217%3Bt+know.
You just can’t know.
Join the conversation
This+was+in+my+writing+coaches+office.
This was in my writing coaches office.
The+story+of+Brandenn+Bremmer
The story of Brandenn Bremmer
I%26%238230%3B+wow.
I… wow.
Such+a+kidder%26%238230%3B
Such a kidder…
Rockets+to+scale
Rockets to scale
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+even.
I can’t even.
What+60+feet+of+snow+looks+like.
What 60 feet of snow looks like.
Be+reckless+with+toasters.
Be reckless with toasters.