Feeling Lucky?

As someone who grew up socially awkward and is now getting the silent treatment from my wife.

As someone who grew up socially awkward and is now getting the silent treatment from my wife.
technically true
technically true
save him as a pdf
save him as a pdf
anxiety and provolone – the title of my memoir
anxiety and provolone – the title of my memoir
what breed is your cat?
what breed is your cat?
wilson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wilson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cursed to fix everything
cursed to fix everything
what world is Mario entering?
what world is Mario entering?
that’s ron perlman
that’s ron perlman
that’s a CVS receipt
that’s a CVS receipt
the jurassic park sequel we deserve
the jurassic park sequel we deserve
emotional support corpse
emotional support corpse
wait, where do I go to see this?
wait, where do I go to see this?
nightmare material
nightmare material
don’t mess with birb
don’t mess with birb
protect james the toaster at all costs
protect james the toaster at all costs
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Join the conversation
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!