I wanna headbutt you…with love ♡

realistic relationship goals

turning on the lights is not an option

the summoning has begun

there used to be peace in this world. a sacred balance

trying to sleep during pollen season is pointless

bilbo was a very wise hobbit indeed

the turtle sandwich bit back

officially a first row greg

Radio Shack went out of business in 2015 but their verified twitter is still very active

catch me if you can, snail. the race is on!

it’s funny how much you hate him

of all the open seats on the busses in the world, you had to sit in the one directly next to me…

we all know why we have gathered here today

a very different star wars movie

the official outfit of middle aged dads