A visiting friend from Japan said this one morning during a silent breakfast. It must’ve been all she was thinking about during the silence..

A visiting friend from Japan said this one morning during a silent breakfast. It must've been all she was thinking about during the silence..

Best I can do is three fifty.

Best I can do is three fifty.

Welcome to Norway! Looks like you get around, too!

Welcome to Norway! Looks like you get around, too!

Yeah I’m good.

Yeah I’m good.

No but really… you’ll have to garnish my ”wages”

No but really… you’ll have to garnish my ”wages”

an endless sea of blondes

an endless sea of blondes

We mew for you.

We mew for you.

Why do you love music so much?

Why do you love music so much?

She’s a good homemaker.

She’s a good homemaker.

I’ll forgive you.

I’ll forgive you.

Proper Urinal Etiquette

Proper Urinal Etiquette

Freedom frie.

Some dads are good.

Some dads are good.

Telemarketing is expensive.

Telemarketing is expensive.

Spice up your FB feed.

Spice up your FB feed.

The eye of a daddy long leg

The eye of a daddy long leg