Bubble Fogger

taking a break from pickpocketing to warm my bones with a hot drink

no serial killer, ted bundy included, could match wits with me if i really applied by myself instead of binging on oreos

how i spend my time during a zoom call. this chart is accurate

how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before

Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”

new job opportunity – unfortunately it lacks upward mobility

this is how many sides a circle has

wind up smart car – for when you run out of gas but still have a block to go

i have such fond memories of funnel milk

you cicada be kidding me!

even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life

the story of how this woman became an archaeologist is amazing

flat earthers were right the whole time

the real reason millennials aren’t buying diamonds. Has nothing to do with ethics or morals

It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel