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What true love looks like

What true love looks like
Words I live by.
Words I live by.
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*ʞɔıן* *ʞɔıן* *ʞɔıן* *ʞɔıן* *ʞɔıן* *ʞɔıן*
When you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look.
When you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look.
Words.
Words.
Keep your receipts.
Keep your receipts.
How to mess with Wal-Mart.
How to mess with Wal-Mart.
Hitting the nail on the head.
Hitting the nail on the head.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
This child wins life.
This child wins life.
Thoughts on tipping.
Thoughts on tipping.
A cry for help
A cry for help
Just a bunch of Nazis having a snowball fight.
Just a bunch of Nazis having a snowball fight.
A tribute to cheese.
A tribute to cheese.
I was supposed to have a nice body this summer…
I was supposed to have a nice body this summer…
In case nobody told you today…
In case nobody told you today…
Genesis+3%3A7
Genesis 3:7
Why+aren%26%238217%3Bt+we+funding+this%3F
Why aren’t we funding this?
It%26%238217%3Bs+my+Jeep+in+box.
It’s my Jeep in box.
The+JellyBelly+founder+is+hosting+a+nation+wide+treasure+hunt+for+Golden+tickets+to+own+a+JellyBelly+candy+factory+before+he+retires%2C+BTW.
The JellyBelly founder is hosting a nation wide treasure hunt for Golden tickets to own a JellyBelly candy factory before he retires, BTW.
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Get+this+guy+a+whistle.
Get this guy a whistle.
So+anyway%2C+here%26%238217%3Bs+an+ants+arse.
So anyway, here’s an ants arse.
The+Roscosmos+have+no+chance%21
The Roscosmos have no chance!
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+want+to+live+on+this+planet+any+more.
I don’t want to live on this planet any more.
Grammar+is
Grammar is
Crew+Dragon+capsule+before+and+after+a+trip+to+the+ISS.
Crew Dragon capsule before and after a trip to the ISS.
Duck+the+po+po
Duck the po po
%2Acar+door+closing+intensifies%2A
*car door closing intensifies*