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The city needs ME
The city needs ME
Paul Bunyan bakes a cake.
Paul Bunyan bakes a cake.
This majestic creature.
This majestic creature.
Always pack a spare…
Always pack a spare…
Ducks keep a girl suffering from polio company – circa 1956
Ducks keep a girl suffering from polio company – circa 1956
Mom of the century!
Mom of the century!
Being out of wok can be frustrating.
Being out of wok can be frustrating.
Same goes for you Carl
Same goes for you Carl
it’s the lettuce
it’s the lettuce
Whoops! Wrong Holiday
Whoops! Wrong Holiday
Please deduce.
Please deduce.
Argentavis Magnificens. The bird with the 30 foot wingspan.
Argentavis Magnificens. The bird with the 30 foot wingspan.
Never could have imagined that Snoop Dogg would be teaching my kid about computers, but here we are.
Never could have imagined that Snoop Dogg would be teaching my kid about computers, but here we are.
‘Tis but a scratch
‘Tis but a scratch
Dear Abby,
Dear Abby,
Cats+go+%40%26%238230%3B
Cats go @…
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
Watermelons+for+the+bees%21
Watermelons for the bees!
Join the conversation
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.
Learn+some+birb.
Learn some birb.
Password+shaming%26%238230%3B
Password shaming…
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.
Doom+running+on+a+pregnancy+test+why+not.
Doom running on a pregnancy test why not.
We+have+no+choice+but+to+add+PMI%26%238230%3B
We have no choice but to add PMI…
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.