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Bender’s advice to parents
Bender’s advice to parents
Ahh, fishing.
Ahh, fishing.
What really happened to the dinosaurs.
What really happened to the dinosaurs.
FBI priorities right now
FBI priorities right now
Cheetah lulz.
Cheetah lulz.
Milky Way over Yellowstone
Milky Way over Yellowstone
An important lesson to learn at college
An important lesson to learn at college
Satan’s little helper.
Satan’s little helper.
Roomba Art
Roomba Art
The bro code runs deep.
The bro code runs deep.
My 6-months pregnant wife sent me this
My 6-months pregnant wife sent me this
It’s all about perspective
It’s all about perspective
Golden
Golden
Meet Sapphire
Meet Sapphire
Don’t make me go get my belt!
Don’t make me go get my belt!
Public+service+announcement.
Public service announcement.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
No+shame.
No shame.
Congratulations%26%238230%3B
Congratulations…
Join the conversation
Words.
Words.
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Sexism%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+hilarious.
Sexism, it’s hilarious.
Pacman+FTW%21
Pacman FTW!
The+birth+of+Pinky.
The birth of Pinky.
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.