That's none of my business

the “cool” police

there’s no way a home made this soup

purr-fect

ode de febreeze

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

all my problems can be blamed on astrology

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses

mephisto signing off off of zoom

and they said hollywood was out of ideas

avoiding people in public is exhausting

i live at the zoo now

sea urchins love hats

never letting go

live laugh lobotomy