I am selling both my kidneys, one eyeball, one lung, and my soul for this one

I’m going to have to call you later…

Ronda Swanson is beautiful

House at his best.

Subway ticket machine in Moscow accepts 30 squats as its payment.

If you’re waiting for Prince Charming.

Life should come with a disclaimer.

Contouring is the new Photoshop.

My body is very attracted to your body.

I’m really sorry… I’m very lazy…

How do I supposed to tank?

Nutella Burger ‘“ warm donut, Nutella mousse, passion fruit gelatin, fresh strawberries and kiwi.

The majestic cat.

You ever think that maybe we’re the bad guys?

What a perfect day.

Homeless Veteran Time lapse Transformation