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I am selling both my kidneys, one eyeball, one lung, and my soul for this one

I am selling both my kidneys, one eyeball, one lung, and my soul for this one
Books are amazing.
Books are amazing.
My personality.
My personality.
The original was much funnier. GOT vs. The Princess Bride.
The original was much funnier. GOT vs. The Princess Bride.
Or maybe they just like their new tank top?
Or maybe they just like their new tank top?
OH MY GLOB!
OH MY GLOB!
Google Glass.
Google Glass.
How I flirt with women.
How I flirt with women.
The dangers of alcohol.
The dangers of alcohol.
Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten
Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten
Teeny tiny BBQ made from a drink can.
Teeny tiny BBQ made from a drink can.
False advertising at its best.
False advertising at its best.
Deep thoughts.
Deep thoughts.
Sea Lion vs. Human.
Sea Lion vs. Human.
Dave Chappelle, everyone.
Dave Chappelle, everyone.
I’m not a racist, but..
I’m not a racist, but..
You+say+gato%2C+I+say+togato.
You say gato, I say togato.
This+week+on+why+were+bad+at+this%26%238230%3B
This week on why were bad at this…
Coal+Miners+coming+up+for+air%2C+1922%2C+circa+Belgium.
Coal Miners coming up for air, 1922, circa Belgium.
More+specifically%2C+for+the+Irish%26%238230%3B
More specifically, for the Irish…
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Elmo+loves+a+yard+sale.
Elmo loves a yard sale.
Filthy+trixies%21
Filthy trixies!
The+grass+is+a+lie%21
The grass is a lie!
Mirror+mirror+on+the+wall%26%238230%3B
Mirror mirror on the wall…
Be+valuable+unto+thyself.
Be valuable unto thyself.
This+is+what+it%26%238217%3Bs+like+when+COBRA+bites.
This is what it’s like when COBRA bites.
Go+to+sleep%2C+kitty.
Go to sleep, kitty.
Jesus+would+like+to+save%2A+your+soul.
Jesus would like to save* your soul.