Sorry, Can’t Go Out

She’s a little confused but got the right idea…

‘Bank Teller asked me to take it off. She Just laughed.’ – Actual bank robber, probably.

OK but what about the gig workers?

In best Taiwan you can buy Lego that you can safely step on.

All hail the one true Tiger King.

Pandemics are for poetry.

This is how snails dispense their loved ones.

Electricity, a guide.

Newborns were given tiny face shields at a hospital in Bangkok, Thailand. What a time to be alive..

OK but what about the child brides?

Dad jokes…

You can’t contain this.

The robots have harnessed the humans…

You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want. – The Onion

Yet another muggle loving Weasley.