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Michael J. Fox’s autographed headshot at my favorite local restaurant
Michael J. Fox’s autographed headshot at my favorite local restaurant
Skeptical dogs are skeptical.
Skeptical dogs are skeptical.
Mmmm… Pizza
Mmmm… Pizza
Stop Booping My Nose, Human
Stop Booping My Nose, Human
The rock
The rock
Treasured guest
Treasured guest
It’s The Scariest Conspiracy Out There
It’s The Scariest Conspiracy Out There
Good Guy Canadian Security Officer
Good Guy Canadian Security Officer
I Need More Conditioner
I Need More Conditioner
The pinnacle of human evolution.
The pinnacle of human evolution.
Game Of Tumblr
Game Of Tumblr
Time To Go To Bed
Time To Go To Bed
Overheard at the restaurant I’m currently at…
Overheard at the restaurant I’m currently at…
Adorable seal wants to rip your hand off
Adorable seal wants to rip your hand off
Every day.
Every day.
I%26%238217%3Bll+see+myself+out%26%238230%3B
I’ll see myself out…
Justice+is+served.
Justice is served.
Recovering+like+a+champ.
Recovering like a champ.
Nailed+it.
Nailed it.
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Think+of+the+children%21
Think of the children!
True+intentions
True intentions
PC+BROKE+RACE
PC BROKE RACE
Red%5Brum%5D
Red[rum]
You+will+never+win.
You will never win.
We+gotta+stash+these+milk+bones%21
We gotta stash these milk bones!
I%26%238217%3Bve+boiled+the+emails%2C+Ma%26%238217%3Bam.
I’ve boiled the emails, Ma’am.
This+is+good+for+America.
This is good for America.