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Actual conversation that actually happened for sure. 100 percent true.
Actual conversation that actually happened for sure. 100 percent true.
How do I sign up for this?
How do I sign up for this?
Get woke (mew)
Get woke (mew)
Jokes on me…
Jokes on me…
Why you all mad, tho?
Why you all mad, tho?
Surprises for the drunk one
Surprises for the drunk one
How to break a heart
How to break a heart
Burlington Mayor Bernie Sanders picks up trash on his own in a public park after being elected in 1981, his first electoral victory
Burlington Mayor Bernie Sanders picks up trash on his own in a public park after being elected in 1981, his first electoral victory
This bear naps.
This bear naps.
Surprise boy to lift your spirits.
Surprise boy to lift your spirits.
*watches Netflix happily*
*watches Netflix happily*
Writing is hard.
Writing is hard.
Join us!
Join us!
I’d like to report a glitch in the matrix. -Trinity
I’d like to report a glitch in the matrix. -Trinity
Never trust a writer.
Never trust a writer.
left+swipe
left swipe
worth+the+effort
worth the effort
taco+bell+gets+me
taco bell gets me
The+onion+warehouses+of+Suffolk%2C+UK.
The onion warehouses of Suffolk, UK.
Join the conversation
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
NOT+TODAY%2C+MR.+WHISKERS
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS
JUST+DOING+MY+JOB
JUST DOING MY JOB
life%26%238230%3B+finds+a+way
life… finds a way
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED
Do+you+think+this+is+funny%2C+AAPL%3F
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?
SHE+HAS+A+BRIGHT+FUTURE+IN+POLITICS
SHE HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN POLITICS