so wild

so wild

first of all, I’m not 37. second of all, how dare you.

first of all, I’m not 37. second of all, how dare you.

it adds up, tbf

it adds up, tbf

I genuinely don’t know what to say

I genuinely don’t know what to say

darwin loves me

darwin loves me

a different breed of savage

a different breed of savage

let them eat shortcake

let them eat shortcake

all cat owners can relate

all cat owners can relate

this is why we don’t judge on appearances

this is why we don’t judge on appearances

one looks cute, the other just woke up from an all-night bender

one looks cute, the other just woke up from an all-night bender

yet another funeral goal

yet another funeral goal

what’s your alignment?

what’s your alignment?

w-well yes…but no

w-well yes…but no

*plays “Apologize” by one republic*

*plays “Apologize” by one republic*

wow i cant believe they had my name!

wow i cant believe they had my name!

asking for a friend…

asking for a friend…