That time of year

Can you feel the howling?

Sleep sweet, bad boi.

Meet Mr. Trump’s council to reopen America.

Or maybe, and hear me out, USPS should charge more?

Peace was always an option.

Hagrid, naturally.

Today we’ll be writing our names in cursive.

debauchery at its worst.

You Know Who.

xxxx

Interviewer: what’s your greatest talent? Me putting my skillz on display:

Whomever said the sciences and religion don’t mix?

Oh the times, they are a changin’

You ought not bully.

You don’t have to out hustle the hustlers. Just sell more mailbox spam. #adsupportedusps