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My parents are dead…

My parents are dead...
Knock yourself out!
Knock yourself out!
Outward bound.
Outward bound.
Parenthood will be fun they said
Parenthood will be fun they said
I don’t want the right-of-way if I don’t deserve it
I don’t want the right-of-way if I don’t deserve it
burn not your house to fright the mouse away.
burn not your house to fright the mouse away.
…and we would have gotten away with it, too!
…and we would have gotten away with it, too!
What’s in the bag? WHAT’S IN THE BAG?!
What’s in the bag? WHAT’S IN THE BAG?!
Keep them closer.
Keep them closer.
Worst case scenario I don’t have to show up to work tomorrow morning.
Worst case scenario I don’t have to show up to work tomorrow morning.
Sunday, Bloody Sunday.
Sunday, Bloody Sunday.
Obama can not be reigned in.
Obama can not be reigned in.
How to use dis?
How to use dis?
Casual beard strollers
Casual beard strollers
Move over, Grumpy Cat.
Move over, Grumpy Cat.
Roombas assemble!
Roombas assemble!
He+only+showed+her+parts+of+Asia+and+Africa%26%238230%3B
He only showed her parts of Asia and Africa…
It%26%238217%3Bs+Actually+Pretty+Simple
It’s Actually Pretty Simple
They+Are+A+Danger+To+Themselves
They Are A Danger To Themselves
Baby+Goats+In+Pajamas
Baby Goats In Pajamas
Join the conversation
My+Whole+Life+Is+A+Complete+Lie
My Whole Life Is A Complete Lie
That%26%238217%3Bs+not+a+real+chicken
That’s not a real chicken
Finnish+F1+driver+lets+female+journalist+drive+his+rally+car+on+ice
Finnish F1 driver lets female journalist drive his rally car on ice
Obama%26%238217%3Bs+last+Correspondent%26%238217%3Bs+dinner
Obama’s last Correspondent’s dinner
I+also+do+children%26%238217%3Bs+birthdays.
I also do children’s birthdays.
Hamsters+these+days%26%238230%3B
Hamsters these days…
The+worst+thing+about+owls
The worst thing about owls
Hi+Cat%2C+We+Are+Dogs%2C+We+Love+You%21
Hi Cat, We Are Dogs, We Love You!