I once cried over the fact that my fiancÃ© wouldn't help me find my yoga pants

I once cried over the fact that my fiancÃ© wouldn't help me find my yoga pants

…drain the swamp?

…drain the swamp?

It’s blue, da ba dee da ba daa

It’s blue, da ba dee da ba daa

Betty White, circa 1957 – TBD

Betty White, circa 1957 – TBD

Hrmmmm. This does makes a frog suspicious…

Hrmmmm. This does makes a frog suspicious…

Perspective is everything.

Perspective is everything.

The A in PETA is actually Acrylics.

The A in PETA is actually Acrylics.

Just a peck of bad apples.

Just a peck of bad apples.

*nervous shuffling*

*nervous shuffling*

You deserve to be treated well, indubitably.

You deserve to be treated well, indubitably.

RIP In Your Next Adventure, Ian Holm.

RIP In Your Next Adventure, Ian Holm.

Titanic Anchor Gang, circa 1909

Titanic Anchor Gang, circa 1909

Dad’s first may may.

Dad’s first may may.

Baby owls ought not me stared at.

Baby owls ought not me stared at.

Thanks but that isn’t really relevant to my lifestyle choices!

Thanks but that isn’t really relevant to my lifestyle choices!

PSA: Racism is learned, but you already knew that.

PSA: Racism is learned, but you already knew that.