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Kahjiit has wares

Kahjiit has wares
dish hack
dish hack
oprah you fool!
oprah you fool!
finally, a distraction
finally, a distraction
you’re a pig, harry
you’re a pig, harry
a tougher decision than it should be
a tougher decision than it should be
they called back later with a job offer
they called back later with a job offer
one look was all it took
one look was all it took
goth clowns only
goth clowns only
not the worst super power
not the worst super power
it’s super effective!
it’s super effective!
i wish this wasn’t true
i wish this wasn’t true
pretty much
pretty much
of course she knows
of course she knows
it’s in the name
it’s in the name
just be aggressive
just be aggressive
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Hands.
Hands.
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Join the conversation
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
No+shame.
No shame.
Obviously.
Obviously.
Har+har+har.
Har har har.